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Television Listings

8:00 PM

FOOTBALL NIGHT IN AMERICA A look at the games that have taken place around the league in the past few days and a preview of the primetime game to follow on the network. (30 Min)

KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS “Turkey in Space” In a special Thanksgiving-themed episode, Tiffany shares her favorite Turkey Day traditions and films an infomercial for “Gobble Gobble Wrapping Paper” with kids who frantically gift wrap everything from Thanksgiving leftovers to a live turkey. Later, Tiffany and an 8-year-old girl pitch movie ideas to her big shot Hollywood director friend Jack McBrayer. (1 Hour)

GOD FRIENDED ME “The Last Grenelle” Miles is shocked when the clues he began following in Paris lead him to Gideon (T.R. Knight), who had been helping friend suggestions years ago before making a fateful decision to leave the God Account behind. (1 Hour)

THE SIMPSONS “Livin La Pura Vida” The Simpsons join other Springfield families on the Van Houten’s annual trip to Costa Rica, which they obviously can’t afford. While there, Homer befriends Patty’s new girlfriend, Evelyn, and Lisa tracks down the real reason the Van Houtens can go on this trip every year. (30 Min)

8:30 PM

N.F.L. FOOTBALL: The Chicago Bears @ The Los Angeles Rams (2.5 Hours)

BLESS THE HARTS “Myrtle Beach Memoirs” When The Last Supper is closed for repairs, the Harts head to Myrtle Beach for a family vacation that they can’t exactly afford. While Wayne and Betty try to sit through a lengthy timeshare presentation that would cover all the costs of the trip, Jenny sees an opportunity to win some cash by competing in an intense mini-golf tournament, with the help of Violet. (30 Min)

9:00 PM

SHARK TANK An entrepreneur from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, is banking on his cutting-edge stem cell technology to save pets from diseases in the future. A native New Yorker, who now lives in Los Angeles, California, introduces her healthier alternative to a traditional style deli meat; while an entrepreneur from Santa Monica, California, hopes his innovative and multifunctional exercise device will become the next multimillion-dollar hit in fitness. Finally, entrepreneurs from Santa Monica, California, introduce a genius innovation in outdoor furniture. (1 Hour)

N.C.I.S.: LOS ANGELES “Human Resources” After a Navy lieutenant disappears from the scene of a car accident, the NCIS team processes the crime scene and discovers his laptop is missing along with recently accessed confidential information for retired Navy SEALs. (1 Hour)

BOB'S BURGERS "Land of the Loft" Bob and Linda challenge themselves and attend a loft party on a stormy night, while the kids challenge their babysitter, Jen, and face the storm in an ice cream truck. (30 Min)

9:30 PM

FAMILY GUY “Heart Burn” In celebration of Peter and Lois’ anniversary, the Griffins recount their own versions of three well-known love stories. (30 Min)

10:00 PM

THE ROOKIE “Safety” John and Jessica’s (Sarah Shahi) relationship gets a lot more complicated after she delivers some surprising news. Meanwhile, Officer Bradford and Office West are assigned a community policing project helping out the Watts Rams as volunteer coaches at their fall clinic, along with Rams players Eric Weddle and Robert Woods. (1 Hour)

MADAM SECRETARY “Accountability” When U.S. intelligence locates the mastermind behind a foreign country’s hack, Elizabeth must decide whether to risk war by extracting him from the country while she also prepares for the White House correspondents’ dinner. Also, Jason faces backlash after he confronts his school newspaper over its coverage of Elizabeth. (1 Hour)